Elephant Skin Coral

Description:

Try Our New Super Pachyseris Coral Snot. Install the mucous secretor up your nose and then let it run, let the snot flow, let it cover your entire body, let it spread over your house and join with the snot flow of your family. Then sit back in the sun and slowly sip on it. This snot will automatically add sugar, it will catch all sorts of tiny floating organic matter to make it more chunky (like grated chocolate on a thickshake), it will add anti-bacterial stuff and sunscreen and it even has chemicals that will stop bad neighbours building a place next door. It is so good that fish will suck it off you and then defend your snot from other fish. Guardians: Aimie Figg & Jessica Coomber